This past week the following happened at the dinner table......
(Remember Beck is my three year old.)
Beck: (talking to Hogan) "I can kick your butt."
Me: (with a gasp) "Beck Garmin you don't ever say that. That is not nice. Who says that?"
all: all the kids start to laugh a little because he has said a really naughty word
Me: "That is not funny. We do not talk that way in this house. If any of you ever say the B word again you will get a big spanking and your mouth washed out with soap!"
Beck: (looking me dead in the face) "B word, B word, B word" (he said it a really chanty little toon like I'll show you I can say what I want)
It took all of me to not laugh. Looking back it really is not funny because he was being very bad.
I did take him to his room and spank him. He is getting a little too big for his britches!